[x] 2A'o7
[x] 1C'o6
[x] 1F'o6
[x] band;gess
[x] prefectorial board;gess
[x] choir;gess
[x] track'n'field;gess
[x] table tennis;gess
[#o1] Weiqi
[#o2] Kai
[#o3] ChenXinyi
[#o4] Chercher
[#o5] Vii
[#o7] Jacquelyn
[#1o] Valval
[#12] XiaoPing
[#13] TanXinyi
[#14] Jane
[#16] WeiTing
[#22] Luke
[#37] Benjie
Strictly no expletives, flamming, complaining, whining, deragatory behaviour, plagarising, ripping, stealing or anything of the like.
Because we are a good class.
Are we not? *smirks*
>>Proceed to 'NAVIGATION' to, well, navigate. ^^
Before we get to the nonsense News Flash by Sean, is a very well, you know, strict (is that a good word to describe it?) by Mrs Tee. It had been sent through the GESS Portal. Anyways, here it is, please do scroll down for the post by Kathryna, with another message by Mrs Tee.
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yo hoho and a pirate's life for me !//
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FORTY RETARDED STUDENTS!
Okay fine, not retarded. I'm just crazy. XD
II. Suggestions most definitely wanted because Cheryl is not happy with the skin. It is plain.
III. Please spam over at some other place. We didn't force you to be here, so respect our morals.
IV. UPDATES: Whispers & Murmurs : 'cause we want more tags! =D
NOTE: Click on thumbnails to enlarge.
Last update: Tuesday, 13 November 2007
CHALET PICTURES ARE AT THE BOTTOM!!!
II. Best Arcade
Only after you've done your homework! xDD
III. A Men's Restroom Monologue
An insane video on how the Men's toilet is like.
IV. A Women's Restroom Monologue
A follow-up of A Men's Restroom Monologue.
V. Runescape
Because Kat thought it was fun.
VI. Fiction Press
For all your insane, book-y, reading needs. Tons of fiction & poetry.
VII. Big Hoaxes
Internet hoaxes, scams and tricks, all covered in this neat little website.
VIII. Board Games
Chess, Reversi etcetc.. Suggested by YX! xD
IX. Orisinal
Very gay, but very pretty. Lots of games! And nice music. :)
Note: Staffers will not be held reposible if any of you die from a blizzard.
Silly Pick Up Lines
It's either you fall in love with your screen or you die a laughing death.
Date me or I'll shoot you!
I only have 12 hours to live! Please don't let me die a virgin!
If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!
You’re a pot of gold in this enormous world and I’m just a little leprechaun.
Guy: You look like my first wife!
Girl: How many have you had?
Guy: None.
Guy: It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss?
Girl: Is it really your birthday?
Guy: No, but how about a kiss anyway?
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
I would buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass.
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I think i'm gay, wanna prove me wrong?
Can I even get a fake number?
If a star fell every time I thought of you this weekend, it would be empty
Can I have a bandaid, I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
Global warming? You're the cause.
Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that it's a big river, and the bunny on this side (it doesn"t matter which side) really needs to get to the other side. Then tell the person how they think that bunny got across. And when they finally give up, give them puppy eyes and tell them that there was no bunny, but that you just wanted to hold their hand.
The Excuse List
Ways to escape school and the monster we call punishment.
I was late for class because I was fighting with a kid who said that you werent the best teacher in the world.
Please excuse Bob from school this week as he has to attend his grandmother's aunties' uncle's friend's cousins' dentist's pet's vet's mum's sister's daughter's speech on political rights and she will be talking about rather a lot of stuff.
Alec had constipation and exploded at breakfast. We have stiched him back together now. Sorry for any inconveniece caused.
Please excuse Jordan from school forever, because he has some weird disease called freckles.
I was walking to school when a baby jumped on my leg crawled up my back and sucked the homework out of my bag. I think it was a mutated baby.
I could not do my homework as my house burnt down and I managed to save everything except my homework.
My underwear was too tight, it was cutting off the circulation to my brain!
Excuse Zac for he fell down the stairs while studying for his algebra test.
I'm sorry I don't have my homework. Mom ate it, she's heavily pregnant and has very odd cravings.
I'm sorry I can't come to school today because I have toemonia!
Please excuse Bob from school from Sep. 1 to forever, he has to attend a religious sacrificial giving ceremony.
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it on Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Please excuse Jimmy for being late. It was his father's fault.
I am not late, everyone else is just early.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
I could not turn in my assignment because I mistook it for a letter for my penpal in Siberia, sent it, and I'm going to need an extension to get it back.
Top 20 Oxymorons
Direct contradictions!
20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force
10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works
Silly Laws in the U.S.
The coldest blizzard has yet to come!
From Alabama:
• You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.
• You may not drive barefooted.
• You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
• You must have windshield wipers on your car.
From Alaska:
• A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
• Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake a bear and take a picture for photo opportunities.
• It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
• Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.
From Arkansas:
• A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
• Flirtation between the members of the opposite sex on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
• It's illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas in that state.
• The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
From California:
• In Los Angeles, years ago it was legal to cook in your bedroom, but not to sleep in your kitchen.
• In Los Angeles a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.
• In Riverside, California, kissing on the lips, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water, is against the local health ordinance.
• In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
From Florida:
• Daytona Beach: The molestation of trash cans is banned.
• It shall be unlawful for any person to swim or bathe in that portion of the Atlantic Ocean within the corporate limits of the city when under the influence of intoxicating liquor or narcotic drugs to the extent that his or her normal faculties are impaired.
• It is considered an offense to shower naked.
• Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
• You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
• You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
• You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
From Hawaii:
• All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
• Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
• Honolulu: Within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any bird.
• In Hawaii it is illegal to get a tattoo behind your ear or on your eyelid unless in the presence of a registered physician.
• It used to be the law in Hawaii that children had to obey all "lawful and moral" commands of their parents.
• It's illegal for a shooting gallery to offer liquor as a prize. The shooter might want to come back after drinking the prize and try again.
• You will be fined if you do not own a boat.
From Michigan:
• A Michigan law states that a wife's hair legally belongs to her husband.
• In Detroit, Michigan it is illegal to sleep in a bathtub.
• In Rochester, Michigan, anyone bathing in public must have his or her bathing suit inspected by a police officer.
• It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
From New York:
• A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
• Carmel: A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
• Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".
• Donkeys are not allowed to sleep in bathtubs in Brooklyn, N.Y.
• During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
• It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing."
• While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
From Texas:
• In Houston you cannot buy beer after midnight on Sunday, but you can buy it on Monday.
• In Kingsville, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
• In Lefors, Texas it is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer at any time while standing.
• In Mesquite, Texas it is illegal for kids to have unusual haircuts.
• In Texas criminals are required to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
• In Texas it's legal for a chicken to have sex with you, but it's illegal to reciprocate.
• It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
• It is illegal to carry a pair of wire-cutters in your back pocket.
• It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
• It is illegal for a person to shoot a buffalo from the second story of their hotel.
• It is illegal to have an open container in a car.
• It is illegal to have anything protruding from your bumper unless it is attached with a chain.
From Wyoming:
• An ordinance in Newcastle specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!
• Cheyenne Citizens may not take showers on Wednesdays.
• In Wyoming it is illegal to tattoo a horse with the intent of making it unrecognizable to its owner.
• It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.
• Wyoming required that every inmate of the state's training school for girls be issued crinoline bloomers.
• You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June.
Politically Correct
A guide to being correct in this ever intense world.
Politically Correct Terms For Females:
Her breasts will never sag, they will lose their vertical hold.
She does not get drunk, she is accidentally over served or she becomes verbally dyslexic.
She does not get PMS, she becomes hormonally homicidal.
She does not hate sports on TV, she is athletically biased.
She does not have a great butt, she is gluteus to the maximus.
She does not have a hard body, she is anatomically inflexible.
She does not have a killer body, she is terminally attractive.
She does not have big hair, she is overly aerosoled.
She does not have big hooters, her cups runneth over.
She does not have great cleavage or a great rack, her breasts are centrally located.
She does not have sexy lips, she is collagen dependent.
She does not shave her legs, she experiences temporary stubble reduction.
She does not shop too much, she is overly susceptible to marketing ploys.
She does not snore, she is nasally repetitive.
She does not sun bathe, she experiences solar enhancement.
She does not wear too much makeup, she is cosmetically oversaturated.
She does not work out too much, she is an abdominal overachiever.
She does not: Get Drunk, She becomes Verbally Dyslexic
She is not a bad cook, she is microwave compatible.
She is not a bad driver, she is automotively challenged.
She is not a gossip, she is a verbal terminator.
She is not a Perfect 10, she is numerically superior.
She is not cold or frigid, she is thermally incompatible.
She is not easy, she is horizontally accessible.
She is not hooked on soap operas, she is melodramatically fixated.
She is not too skinny, she is skeletally prominent.
She will never gain weight, she will become a metabolic underachiever.
You do not ask her to dance, you request a precoital rhythmic experience.
Politically Correct Terms For Males:
He does not have a beer gut; he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.
He does not: Hog the blankets He is: Thermally unappreciative
He is not: Unsophisticated He is: Socially malformed
He does not: Eat like a pig He suffers from: Reverse bulimia
He is not: A sex machine He is: Romantically automated
He is not a: Male chauvinist pig He has: Swine empathy
He is not: Quiet He is a: Conversational minimalist
You do not: Undress him with your eyes You have a: Introspective pornographic moment
He is not: Afraid of commitment He is: Monogamously challenged
He does not have a: Fabulous rear end He has achieved: Buttocks perfection
He is not: Stupid He suffers from: Minimal cranial development
He does not: Get lost all the time He discovers: Alternative destinations
He is not: Balding He is in: Follicle regression
You do not: Buy him a drink You initiate an: Alcohol-For-Conversation exchange
He does not: Fart and belch He is: Gastronomically expressive
His jeans are not: Too tight He is: Anatomically under circulated
He is not a: Redneck He is a: Genetically-related American
You do not: Kiss him You become: Facially conjoined
He is not a: Cradle robber He prefers: Generationally differential relationships
He does not get: Falling down drunk He becomes: Accidentally horizontal
He does not: Act like a total jerk He develops a: Case of rectal-cranial inversion
He is not: Short He is: Anatomically compact
He does not have a: Rich daddy He is a: Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion
He does not: Constantly talk about cars He has a: Vehicular addiction
He does not have a: Hot body He is: Physically combustible
Politically Correct Phrases For Students:
No one fails a class any more, he's merely "passing impaired."
You don't have detention, you're just one of the "exit delayed."
Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."
These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."
Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."
Kids don't get grounded any more. They merely "hit social speed bumps."
Your homework isn't missing, it's just having an "out-of-notebook experience."
You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."
You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time."
You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."
You don't have smelly gym socks, you have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."
No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."
You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
You don't talk a lot. You're just "abundantly verbal."
You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."
It's not called gossip any more. It's "the speedy transmission of near-factual information."
The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenged."
Superstitions
Self-explainatory. x)
Click on the categories to see the various superstitions!
Note: All of these are merely superstitions. Please do not get too worked up over them. I mean, Mike walked under a ladder twice and you don't see him sprouting horns and a tail.
OHOH! By the way, if I missed any credits please inform me. :))